I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice
thank you for putting this into words
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Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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we think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are so why do we treat humans any differently
The sexual frustration is beyond real.
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